Once again we got sick of our boys Daan Rigter and Sjors van de Kerkhoff just lounging about trying to be all handsome, so we decided to make them do work too.

Of course we sent our delegation down to sunny viva-la-Montpellier as punishment. Check the setup or be even further ahead of the curve and livestreamcast that shit right here.

Wake is full of douchebags and pussies. The douchebag is usually found crushing something behind the boat or dominating 5 cans of energydrink and sticking the shit out of a 1660 spin after obliterating his bromies. Pussies, well, that’s all of us. We bail on a rail, its plastic and then we land on water. Nice and inconsequential.

The Schnitzelmongers and PommesBrothers to the east of us are throwing their yearly bender at the Das Boot Tradeshow 2012. If you’re heading to Boot this year, be sure to wreck yourself at this one, you won’t regret it. Check Liquid Force Germany for weitere infos.

Yeah, Nikita Martyanov is all digitally responsible now. Go and look at!

We’re going to admit it, we love to shred with this kid.

As you are no doubt aware, we have friends in even higher places than we are. Not that difficult really, we’re still bottom-feeders when it comes to shit like this anyhow. But this snowtime edit from our HombresDelEspacio Postland Theory is evidence that the gate is shut on all inner-city rail comps from this point on.

Our friends over at Toms Wholesale Distribution are doing some spring cleaning in Autumn. Don’t call them on it, they can’t help it. Basically every brand they have has a tonne of samples that need a new home.

So like we’ve all seen the reason this joint gets rolled each year, shred gets done, money gets handed out and then the other side of fun begins.

So it was all on once again, forward-thinking & jib-hungry lords and lordettes gathered and luckily enough there are people that have their act together and actually mean something for serious visuals.

More shit from the Protest Cable Call, but this time it features shred and not spaced-out winners amazingly enough.

This is the one we’ve been hanging out for all season, finally SpaceLieutenant Daan Rigter has given us a reason to come back from the edge of the known universe to get some.

We’ve finally been released from detox, thoughts have been gathered and all the missing pieces seem to be falling into place. So we figured it’s time to take a trip down blurry lane.

It’s on again at Down Under Cablepark 13 & 14 August. Drop everything and make it happen that you are there too. Should be a weekend bender of music, bluechip shred and party that will leave you feeling like recycled yesterday and in need of several new major organs. Check this and do it to yourself as well. We’re already there.

A yearly thing that goes down on the Welsh coast, and its on again this weekend.